Today is the official 2-week mark. 14 days from today we will be wed to each other for life. I think I need to go and freak out a little bit…    …   …  OK, that’s better. Anyway, we’re polishing up the wedding details (just found a renowned organist who will be willing to play), and some gifts have begun to trickle in, which as I write, Maria has begun to chronicle. And without further adieu, here is the previous boyfriend I had to wrestle with for Maria’s hand in marriage. His name was “Gnomeo.”

His name was Gnomeo.